These sheep are believed to be a by product of the "Wouldn't It Be Cool If Animals Could Shoot Lasers Association" also known as the WIB CAI CSLA, or "those crazy laser guys" as the locals know them. It is also widely believed that this organization had a hand in the unfortunate mass blinding in the Mirror Dome last fall."
"Apart from the ability to shoot lasers, which we are told come in a variety of interesting and mesmerizing colors and effects, the sheep seem to have gained the ability to fire spears from their front hooves."
"Yes, that's right. Wooden spears with flint tips, bound and everything, from their front hooves."
"This particular development may suggest a cooperative effort between the aforementioned Association and several drunken graduate students who have double majored in Genetics and Archaeology. Of the latter field, they appear to have chosen the Neolithic period for study."
"Were here now with one of the locals who was on the scene when the sheep appeared. Tell us sir, what happened to you?"
Local "dude": "It was crazy man, this sheep was running through town shooting lasers all over the place, and I was like whoaooah, nice effects, cause really man, that was soo cool, when suddenly I think the force of the laser pushed it back or something cause it was on its hind legs and looking kinda surprised, for a sheep I mean, and then whoosh! Out come these spears right at me."
*gesturing towards his body* "You can see where one grazed me a bit right here on my arm and where the other totally went through my leg."
News guy: "Excuse me sir, I had been informed that medical attention had been administered to those in need. Why is it you retain your.....injury?"
Local "dude": "Whys it still there? Well, I dunno. I never really thought about it until now. I guess I want to just kinda keep it to remember the occasion you know? Dancing is gonna be a bit weird without hitting people, but hey, that's the price of having a spear in your leg right? ,,,,,umm yeah thats about all I got to say"
News guy: "And that's the news live from the scene. Bob, Dena, this is Johnny Whoahthisisgonnabeaweirdname McAwesome turning it back to you.
Dena: Well thanks Johnny. Coming up after this break: Scientists discover new material they're calling air, and it could be in your home. Find out more, after this. *cue commercial*
"Apart from the ability to shoot lasers, which we are told come in a variety of interesting and mesmerizing colors and effects, the sheep seem to have gained the ability to fire spears from their front hooves."
"Yes, that's right. Wooden spears with flint tips, bound and everything, from their front hooves."
"This particular development may suggest a cooperative effort between the aforementioned Association and several drunken graduate students who have double majored in Genetics and Archaeology. Of the latter field, they appear to have chosen the Neolithic period for study."
"Were here now with one of the locals who was on the scene when the sheep appeared. Tell us sir, what happened to you?"
Local "dude": "It was crazy man, this sheep was running through town shooting lasers all over the place, and I was like whoaooah, nice effects, cause really man, that was soo cool, when suddenly I think the force of the laser pushed it back or something cause it was on its hind legs and looking kinda surprised, for a sheep I mean, and then whoosh! Out come these spears right at me."
*gesturing towards his body* "You can see where one grazed me a bit right here on my arm and where the other totally went through my leg."
News guy: "Excuse me sir, I had been informed that medical attention had been administered to those in need. Why is it you retain your.....injury?"
Local "dude": "Whys it still there? Well, I dunno. I never really thought about it until now. I guess I want to just kinda keep it to remember the occasion you know? Dancing is gonna be a bit weird without hitting people, but hey, that's the price of having a spear in your leg right? ,,,,,umm yeah thats about all I got to say"
News guy: "And that's the news live from the scene. Bob, Dena, this is Johnny Whoahthisisgonnabeaweirdname McAwesome turning it back to you.
Dena: Well thanks Johnny. Coming up after this break: Scientists discover new material they're calling air, and it could be in your home. Find out more, after this. *cue commercial*
No comments:
Post a Comment