Oh Dear

I may have done something bad.

I've recently been playing around on Omegle. For those unaware, Omegle is a chat site. Specifically it is a place where you chat with strangers. Each chat is entirely randomized and the only names you get are "You" and "Stranger". Unsurprisingly to internet veterans, this means you get a lot of people looking for text sex. You also get people who start a chat, say something weird, get a reaction, and then leave. To be fair, you will find some people just looking for a regular chat, it just might not be on your first connection.

Back to the story at hand, I was going through my fair share of disconnecting horny maniacs (they generally go away if they find that your a boy, not always though) and stumbled upon one of the random shouters, who, I admit, I initially took for a sex maniac.

The following is the conversation that took place. It has been censored(somewhat) for my more delicate readers.

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: YO MY (Nickname for Richard) IS HARD

Stranger: :D

You: grats

You: now its on fire

You: now ice

You: now fire again

You: , now its cracking

Stranger: O_O_O_O_O_O_O

You: now its made of pudding

Stranger: oooooooooooooo

Stranger: Pudding

You: annnnd now its gone

Stranger: <3

You: the squirrel ran off with the pudding (white whale, first name Moby)

Stranger: GOD (Creates lakes, generates hydroelectric power, and has an N on the end.) NINJA SQUIRRELS

Stranger: †_†

You: indeed

You: sorry for your loss little lady

Stranger: D:<

You: or, you can choose to help the world by becoming what no other has dared: Eunuch Man!!!

Stranger: OHH (FECES) MOTHA (FORNICATE)A!

Stranger: FTW!

Stranger: :D

You: In a world ravaged by evil, yet highly buxom, women, mad with power, only one man can stand up to them without falling for their dastardly charms: Enuch Man!!

Stranger: LMFAO

Stranger: Hahahaahhaha

Stranger: EUNUCH MAN TO TEH RESCUE!

You: Go forth Eunuch Man, and make the world a safer, and less hormone filled place.

Stranger: I WILL NEED A TRUSTIE SIDE KICK!..... I SHALL CALL FORTH HERMAPHRODITIE BOY!

Stranger: I HAVE TO GO, I HAVE A WORLD TO SAVE!
Stranger has disconnected

......So yeah. I've created, and lost track of, Eunuch Man. I apologize if he comes to battle a buxom woman near you.