Yes, the Tortuga Five. Spoken of in legend and prophecy on both sides of the war. Their arrival would lay waste to the plans of the Penguin Empire and give new strength, both in power and moral, to the armies of the turtles.
No one knows what the Five really are, but according to one legend: when the Five appear all shall rejoice and tremble, for their coming shall herald a new age, and their steps shall shake the foundations of the world, thus the trembling bit. There has been much controversy among the penguins who have heard this particular version, for why would they rejoice the oncoming of those who are obviously turtle in origin (yes, the penguins know their Spanish well enough to figure out that part) since the trembling is clearly explained by the legend.
At this time only the upper echelons of the Penguin forces are aware of the power of the "crystal cloud" or else the turtles would make a strong effort to gain the drug in an attempt to secure victory.
And that, ladies, gentlemen, and ferrets, is why you are told to not feed the sea turtles crack.
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